Ok, I hope some of you watched the second episode of The Hills last night. The sad part is, that with the commercials and close-up long shots of the cast just sitting around doing nothing, the actual content of the show is only like 11 minutes. Also, every week they show “scenes from next week” and rope you in and make you think the show is going to be crazy, then you watch all 11 minutes of the show and nothing that happens in the previews actually happens. Huge let down, I would say. But, the show is still going to be successful and I will give you 4 reasons why: Kristin crazy-bitch Cavallari’s antics NEVER get old. Spencer’s crystals and psychotic breakdowns NEVER get old. Heidi 3.0 will continue to morph until we can no longer recognize her–will literally NEVER get old because she wants H size boobs and has taken fat from her thighs and placed it in her face….
So last night the episode, “Rumor Has It” discussed the tabloids covering Kristin’s drug accusations. They said she “parties all night, friends are worried, is it drugs? bla bla bla.” Kristin, who never actually denied the use of drugs, decided to instead confront Stephanie Pratt and Lo at the party she threw. She went right up to them and began flipping out, as usual, because we all know Kristin cannot have a civilized conversation, and she CANNOT be wrong. After sending Stephanie from the party in tears, Kristin texted her and wanted to “meet” in a bar…. the usual setting for these “serious” conversations.
Here is the bitch fight…. For the first time, which is hard for me to admit, I saw Kristin to be in the wrong. Way out line…. I was agreeing with Stephanie Pratt? What is the world coming to…
Anyway… Tune in next week Tuesday @ 10 MTV–I’m thinking Spencer might need to check himself into an insane asylum….