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Forever Young….? Yuppp

Posted in beauty, celebrities, health, lifestyle, sex, social media with tags , , , , , , , on April 20, 2010 by jentonelli

Just browsing through the April issue of Allure and instantly noticed a trend! The whole issue is about age, ways to look younger, ways to fake your age, actresses who played parts in films that were WAY off from their real age…. Some pretty good stuff in here. But what I found interesting was this quick piece called “25 Ways to Look Younger–Instantly!” Many of the tricks are really simple.. no Botox here! Now given I’m only 22, I don’t know how much younger I want to look, but in a few years I’ll definitely want to remember these. Here are a few I found interesting and almost ridiculous, but who knows.. Check it–

#1 “the easiest way to take years off your face? three words: wear less makeup.” Agreed.

#5 “get a pedicure at least once a month!” <– of course I love this one!!

#8 “spritz on a grapefruit fragrance… women who wear them are perceived to be ten years younger. seriously” … Hmm, maybe when the perceiver is blind folded?

#16 “wear nail polish or a ring. researchers have found that doing so makes your hands look younger.” Any excuse to paint my nails… but I neverrrr wear rings.

#20 “go to bed an hour earlier. you’ll reduce dark circles, perk up sallow skin and improve your mood.” I really need to start doing this… maybe after college!

#23 “have more sex. doing it three times a week makes women look up to ten years younger.” sure, why not?

One of my personal favorites who has definitely mastered the art of fighting age, which you should know by now, is Jennifer Aniston. There is a lot of gossip over whether she has had plastic surgery or not, and frankly, I don’t think it matters. She eats well, she exercises and she even used a few of Allure’s look-younger tips….

Jen looks even hotter now in her 40s than she did in her 20s….. Maybe because she used tip #3 “whiten your teeth,” #6 “add highlights to your hair,” #19 “warm up your make up,” and #22 “switch from lipstick to soft pink or rose gloss.”

When Being a Bitch Pays Off…

Posted in celebrities, chocolate, love, relationship with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 17, 2010 by jentonelli

So— in lieu of me being a miserable bitch the past week, I must confess it worked only to my advantage. Now ladies, I don’t suggest you try this at home unless you are confident that your bitchiness will work in your favor. Some girls haven’t mastered the art of being a bitch yet. I can only tell you that in my breakdown to mr. right the other night, I was then showered in grocery store gifts. You might be wondering what this means…. Here is a photo to better represent it:

Thesis Survival Kit?? Oriental Lilies, because lilies are my favv flower. The April issue of People Style Watch with JENNIFER ANISTON on the cover, because well if you haven’t figured it out already, I love her. A bag of Heath bars and a bag of Almond Joys because those are my two top chocolates and you should know by now how much I love Chocolateee!!!

Let me also mention that he is no lovey-dovey kinda guy. I was completely shocked to see his efforts to cheer me up in such a heart felt gesture….. Again, this was a huge risk on my behalf to be such a crazy bitch just because my life was falling apart in front of me…. but for some reason, he saw the better side of me and loved me still.

There is this great Marilyn Monroe quote

I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

I think this is important for us girls to remember. We aren’t perfect, but if we can find a guy who is willing to deal with those moments of absurd, ridiculous, unnecessary bitchiness…. and still love us, not only that but give us chocolate, jennifer aniston and a potted plant of lilies….. I think you should keep him around 🙂

I can’t give you all the answers, each fight is different… but try to keep your fight to one argument at a time. Don’t try to cover every single thing that bothers you–one warranted point should work just fine. Also, try to make your argument really strong. Believe it. Stick to it. If you do, he might start to as well. Finally, and I mean this seriously: Cry. Bawl your eyes out. Not just for him, but for you. Crying is necessary and what better time to do it then when you can get some sympathy and loving for it 😉

i’ll be thereee for yooooooou….

Posted in celebrities with tags , , on February 26, 2010 by jentonelli

Words cannot express the joy that the series, “Friends” brought to my life. I’m not exaggerating and anyone who knows me will back me up. What other six people bring such charisma, diversity and comedy to a sitcom, exemplify sibling love, friendship, sexual tension and parent-child resentment, all while appealing to both male and female, young and old, single and married audiences alike. I may be biased, but my connection to Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey and Ross is irreplaceable. No TV Show will ever compare.

When the show had its final season, I was probably in 8th grade. DEPRESSION. I hysterically cried at about four times in the shows’ lifetime: When Ross finds out that Rachel loves him and he shows up at the coffee house in the rain, “With or Without You” plays and they kiss!!! Ahhh. Then when Rachel and Ross broke up the first time and she sits in the window, Ross calls Monica and tells her to put on the radio, he requests “With or Without You”, Third, when Chandler and Monica get engagedddd…. of course. And Finally, the season finale. Standing together in the kitchen. With the Purple door with the gold frame around the peep hole, my heart literally broke.

That being said, my mom bought me all ten seasons one year for christmas, fairly recently, probably four years go. She ordered some ghetto version that had chinese/japanese writing all over it and was dubbed half the time and all fucked up pardon my language, but to say the least I was pisssssssed. MOM! This is ruining the show for me. It was skipping, it was shutting off automatically. I was a mess over it. I probably didn’t eat or sleep over this. DEVASTATION!!!

Knock-off Chinese Version

So being the brat that I do not deny being, my mom got me the REAL ten seasons of Friends, complete with commentary, in ENGLISH, and a Coffee Table book with insider information on the show. DEDICATION my friends, DEDICATION……..

Actual Complete Box Set……

Will the cast reunite for a movie, probably not, even though Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox still have the amazing figures from their 20s.. Probably not… Will I stop pretending they are my real friends, quoting them, falling back on them for advice, dreaming I am the seventh friend? Absolutely not. But sometimes, and I say this only after more than 10 years of true understanding of the show, the cast and all its entirety, Love is the only word acceptable enough for your feeling of something. This my bloggies, is Unconditional Love……. THINK about it 😉

And if you legit have a migraine, a toothache, a broken heart, a bad day, a rainy day (or month in Newport), if its like you’re always stuck in second geaaaaar, if it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month or even your yeaaaar,……. just come over and borrow a season 🙂