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Hills Recap: Kristin/Cocaine

Posted in celebrities, lifestyle with tags , , , , , , on May 5, 2010 by jentonelli

Looking a little thin in the face there, K-Cavs.

Ok, I hope some of you watched the second episode of The Hills last night. The sad part is, that with the commercials and close-up long shots of the cast just sitting around doing nothing, the actual content of the show is only like 11 minutes. Also, every week they show “scenes from next week” and rope you in and make you think the show is going to be crazy, then you watch all 11 minutes of the show and nothing that happens in the previews actually happens. Huge let down, I would say. But, the show is still going to be successful and I will give you 4 reasons why: Kristin crazy-bitch Cavallari’s antics NEVER get old. Spencer’s crystals and psychotic breakdowns NEVER get old. Heidi 3.0 will continue to morph until we can no longer recognize her–will literally NEVER get old because she wants H size boobs and has taken fat from her thighs and placed it in her face….

So last night the episode, “Rumor Has It” discussed the tabloids covering Kristin’s drug accusations. They said she “parties all night, friends are worried, is it drugs? bla bla bla.” Kristin, who never actually denied the use of drugs, decided to instead confront Stephanie Pratt and Lo at the party she threw. She went right up to them and began flipping out, as usual, because we all know Kristin cannot have a civilized conversation, and she CANNOT be wrong. After sending Stephanie from the party in tears, Kristin texted her and wanted to “meet” in a bar…. the usual setting for these “serious” conversations.

Here is the bitch fight…. For the first time, which is hard for me to admit, I saw Kristin to be in the wrong. Way out line…. I was agreeing with Stephanie Pratt? What is the world coming to…

MTV Sneak Peak “Why Don’t you Trust Us?”


Anyway… Tune in next week Tuesday @ 10 MTV–I’m thinking Spencer might need to check himself into an insane asylum….

Final Season of The Hills…

Posted in beauty, celebrities, friendship, love, relationship with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 27, 2010 by jentonelli


So I don’t usually talk about TV shows and that is mainly because I don’t watch any television show more than once. I have not found a single sitcom that has interested me, a series that has held my attention or a cast that I like. As you know I still watch the Friends DVDs religiously… and if not that, you can find me watching HGTV because I absolutely love watching home renovations and make overs…

Howeverrr…. I will say that I used to love love love Laguna Beach when I was in High School, and mainly because I lOveee Kristin Cavallari!

I think she is so pretty, honest and flat out amazing. She brought the drama to that show but I loved her so it was great….

When she left, so did I and I never watched the spin off The Hills which starred Laguna Beach star Lauren Conrad (LC). But when I heard Kristin was coming back as the main star on The Hills after LC left… you can guess I was very interested.. She was hotter than ever, stealing BF’s left and right… but I still could not help but love her.

I watched the entire season last season and had almost forgot about it until flipping through MTV and the trailer for this season was on. I was Horrified!! Check it out for yourself before you Continue!

As you can see from this–the show touches upon a lot of issues that girls face today. Relationships, cheating, heartbreak, friendships falling apart, but the scariest element of this next season is the f*ed up body image that many girls have. What has become of Heidi (the plastic looking blonde) and what about the drug accusations of Kristin (my girl)….??? I will be extremely interested in seeing how this season plays out and I hope you will join me! The season starts tonight @ 10 on MTV…

For the next few weeks I will be trying to follow the show and recap it for you each week! Love you XOXO

Listen Up: Alicia Keys is myyy girlll

Posted in beauty, celebrities, social media with tags , , , , on April 21, 2010 by jentonelli

Alicia Keys is not only talented she’s so f*ing hot! I love her music and her new album “Element of Freedom” has been stuck in my head all week….. This song that has become a favorite of mine- “Unthinkable (I’m Ready) -Check it…

Forever Young….? Yuppp

Posted in beauty, celebrities, health, lifestyle, sex, social media with tags , , , , , , , on April 20, 2010 by jentonelli

Just browsing through the April issue of Allure and instantly noticed a trend! The whole issue is about age, ways to look younger, ways to fake your age, actresses who played parts in films that were WAY off from their real age…. Some pretty good stuff in here. But what I found interesting was this quick piece called “25 Ways to Look Younger–Instantly!” Many of the tricks are really simple.. no Botox here! Now given I’m only 22, I don’t know how much younger I want to look, but in a few years I’ll definitely want to remember these. Here are a few I found interesting and almost ridiculous, but who knows.. Check it–

#1 “the easiest way to take years off your face? three words: wear less makeup.” Agreed.

#5 “get a pedicure at least once a month!” <– of course I love this one!!

#8 “spritz on a grapefruit fragrance… women who wear them are perceived to be ten years younger. seriously” … Hmm, maybe when the perceiver is blind folded?

#16 “wear nail polish or a ring. researchers have found that doing so makes your hands look younger.” Any excuse to paint my nails… but I neverrrr wear rings.

#20 “go to bed an hour earlier. you’ll reduce dark circles, perk up sallow skin and improve your mood.” I really need to start doing this… maybe after college!

#23 “have more sex. doing it three times a week makes women look up to ten years younger.” sure, why not?

One of my personal favorites who has definitely mastered the art of fighting age, which you should know by now, is Jennifer Aniston. There is a lot of gossip over whether she has had plastic surgery or not, and frankly, I don’t think it matters. She eats well, she exercises and she even used a few of Allure’s look-younger tips….

Jen looks even hotter now in her 40s than she did in her 20s….. Maybe because she used tip #3 “whiten your teeth,” #6 “add highlights to your hair,” #19 “warm up your make up,” and #22 “switch from lipstick to soft pink or rose gloss.”

You Might Say This is LUDAcris…

Posted in celebrities, love, relationship, social media with tags , , , on April 19, 2010 by jentonelli

Listen Up: I’m only gonna break break your break break your heart……

When Being a Bitch Pays Off…

Posted in celebrities, chocolate, love, relationship with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 17, 2010 by jentonelli

So— in lieu of me being a miserable bitch the past week, I must confess it worked only to my advantage. Now ladies, I don’t suggest you try this at home unless you are confident that your bitchiness will work in your favor. Some girls haven’t mastered the art of being a bitch yet. I can only tell you that in my breakdown to mr. right the other night, I was then showered in grocery store gifts. You might be wondering what this means…. Here is a photo to better represent it:

Thesis Survival Kit?? Oriental Lilies, because lilies are my favv flower. The April issue of People Style Watch with JENNIFER ANISTON on the cover, because well if you haven’t figured it out already, I love her. A bag of Heath bars and a bag of Almond Joys because those are my two top chocolates and you should know by now how much I love Chocolateee!!!

Let me also mention that he is no lovey-dovey kinda guy. I was completely shocked to see his efforts to cheer me up in such a heart felt gesture….. Again, this was a huge risk on my behalf to be such a crazy bitch just because my life was falling apart in front of me…. but for some reason, he saw the better side of me and loved me still.

There is this great Marilyn Monroe quote

I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

I think this is important for us girls to remember. We aren’t perfect, but if we can find a guy who is willing to deal with those moments of absurd, ridiculous, unnecessary bitchiness…. and still love us, not only that but give us chocolate, jennifer aniston and a potted plant of lilies….. I think you should keep him around 🙂

I can’t give you all the answers, each fight is different… but try to keep your fight to one argument at a time. Don’t try to cover every single thing that bothers you–one warranted point should work just fine. Also, try to make your argument really strong. Believe it. Stick to it. If you do, he might start to as well. Finally, and I mean this seriously: Cry. Bawl your eyes out. Not just for him, but for you. Crying is necessary and what better time to do it then when you can get some sympathy and loving for it 😉

Listen Up… Aloe Blacc hits the spot

Posted in celebrities, lifestyle with tags , on April 11, 2010 by jentonelli

This song is too good not to share…. Aloe Blacc “I need a Dollar” — Enjoy…